i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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