Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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