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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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