i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
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