I'm gonna have a badass scar
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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