so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
When are your genitals available?
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
