all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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