I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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