I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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