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(502): View more from Kentucky

Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"

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(248): View more from Michigan

so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience

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(309): View more from Illinois

I'd suck anything for a pizza right now

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(903): View more from Texas

One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.

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(740): View more from Ohio

Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you

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(937): View more from Ohio

I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?

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(815): View more from Illinois

Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport

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(734): View more from Michigan

He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.

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