Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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