White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
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I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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