see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
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It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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