I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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