i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Drake has all the answers
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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