True but thats because hes a fetus.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She's the barista slut.
Is it penis luge time yet?
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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