smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
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I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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