I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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