I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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