Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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