you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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