im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I have fence marks all over my body
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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