batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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