Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Quick, to the slutcave!
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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