dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Just high enough for therapy.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
