My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Porn is love you can see.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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