You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I need water and some morals
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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