Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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