Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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