If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I need to calm my uterus...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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