she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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