try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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