But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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