White coat. Heels.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
So vagazzling was a success
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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