She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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