Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
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I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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