I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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