No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
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