I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
this hospital has no fireball
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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