I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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