Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
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They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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