We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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