So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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