I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
