Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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