Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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