no. you can't hotbox the world.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
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He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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