Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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