Midget sex pt 2 tonight
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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