So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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