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Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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