omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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