I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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