is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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