Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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