don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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