do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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